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October 27, 2022

Great Robots and Bad Stock Photos

Breakthroughs and Low Points in Science

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A Goal Tending Robot

Robots have been around longer than science fiction. Wikipedia's wanders too far back into fantasy territory for me, but the legendary automata that read Buddhist texts sound like robots to me.

As a kid, I was enthralled with the creatively-named Robot in Lost in Space reruns, Tik-Tok in the Land of Oz, and the Avenger's Vision, even though he reminded you that he wasn't really a robot nearly every time he appeared in the comics.

While we don't have robots (or any other machines) capable of independent thought, let alone marrying Scarlet Witches or warning Will Robinson, modern robotics has made a breakthrough of note.

A robot soccer goalie!

It seems like a silly way to use modern robotics, but getting a robot to move this fast and with this kind of accuracy is a breakthrough. It blocks 87% of goal shots from kids, so that's 285% from me.

Robot Falcon

In Marvel Comics, Sam Wilson AKA the Falcon AKA Captain America, has a falcon named Redwing. In the movies, Redwing is a modified drone that helps with surveillance.

Well, the real world is catching up; there are robot falcons now. They’re useful as a non-lethal way to keep birds away from airports where they cause trouble for planes and endanger themselves.

The World's Worst Science Stock Photo

There’s science fiction, and there’s fictional science. A couple of weeks ago, Dr. Kit Chapman, held a twitter vote for worst science stock photo.

The final winner was in the tweet that announced the vote, and speaking as someone that brandished a soldering iron in the Army: Ouch.

Twitter avatar for @ChemistryKit
Dr Kit Chapman @ChemistryKit
Time to vote for the worst science stock photos ever! 1. Hold My Soldering Iron.
A woman OF SCIENCE in a biology lab, not a wearing a labcoat but some kind of rifle range glasses, soldering a motherboard by grasping the soldering iron where it gets hot, in a desperate attempt to let the pain transport her back to 2014, when life was good, life was happy.
9:25 PM ∙ Oct 12, 2022
62,845Likes7,296Retweets

There are a few worthy of honorable mention.

Twitter avatar for @ChemistryKit
Dr Kit Chapman @ChemistryKit
2. I, too, store half-used syringes inside an uncooked chicken.
An uncooked but defrosted whole chicken sits on the table. It is pricked full of syringes half-filled with urine, making it look like the world’s buffet centrepiece. A scientist in full PPE studies it with a handheld magnifying glass and makes a gang sign.
9:53 PM ∙ Oct 12, 2022
7,470Likes194Retweets
Twitter avatar for @ChemistryKit
Dr Kit Chapman @ChemistryKit
Final two batches! 1. Dude, that technique is not going to work.
Wesley from Angel, in a lab, trying to measure a meniscus while holding the cylinder at an angle at eye level.
11:10 PM ∙ Oct 12, 2022
4,782Likes94Retweets
Twitter avatar for @ChemistryKit
Dr Kit Chapman @ChemistryKit
3. TO SPACE!!!!
A scientist in a lab coat points at a space thing. He is not using the telescope in front of him.
11:12 PM ∙ Oct 12, 2022
4,484Likes86Retweets

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